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twilight town [18 Apr 2010|02:25pm]
TWILIGHT TOWN

Olette sits on the couch quietly, using her entire concentration to keep still. Pence and Hayner are both out working: Hayner had shown great aptitude for the grandstanding job (he'd always loved to put on a show), and Pence had opted for helping move stuff into the garage. She herself likes to deliver mail, because she likes the interaction with people, likes the way they smile at her when she hands them their letters. But the job goes quickly, and she's always done before the day is even halfway over.

She's come to like it; it's her only selfish habit. She finishes her job before her two (and her mind balks, slightly, and the number three struggles below the surface) friends and she comes back to the usual spot and sits on her couch, quietly, and stares at the pictures they've all taken together: Hayner, Pence, her, and—

Who?

She wonders, quietly, because if she wonders too loudly it's over for the day because it's only now, when things are perfectly still, and perfectly quiet, that things hover warily at the edge of her memory. Half-forgotten things come back to her, half-formed images, half-said words…. Like, earlier that day someone had told Hayner that he was his "all-time favorite customer," and she had felt a funny sort of tug, right behind her navel, and she thought to herself: "No. That's not right."

And these days there's always kind of an inky sort of wrongness that permeates things, and she can't figure it out. She knows that it hasn't always felt like this. Something changed, but what?

Sitting here, still and quiet, she can't really say.

If she sort of half-closes her eyes and doesn't focus on anything in particular—no, that's not it. If she focuses on not focusing, if she pretends to be doing something else besides trying to remember, it comes back to her, a little bit.

This is when she sees him. She can't look at him, exactly; she can only sort of study him out of the corner of her eye, so it's blurry and she can't quite remember his name, but she can tell it's there in her memory, somewhere between her heart and the tip of her tongue.

All she knows is that he's got blue eyes and blonde hair and that somehow, inexplicably, she misses him.
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a little bit older now [19 Jul 2009|12:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

LULZ teenagers complain a lot.

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[20 Nov 2006|12:28am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]



Yeah that little girl? That'd be me, if I was small, and Asian. Because I'm the happiest girl on EARTH.

Has life ever been this good?

NOPE.
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[11 Jun 2006|01:03am]
I've turned to the dark side.

Because the dark side has Deerhoof.

XANGA!
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[02 Jun 2006|12:04am]
DFMVCXHWEJDMCXVJKDSFFL:SFD.

Oh God, I really am emo, aren't I?
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AP ENGLISH LITERATURE [05 May 2006|11:06pm]
So, AP TESTING is pretty fun... especially when riding with

MATT AND MICHAEL:



TRAVIS:




and NORA:

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[30 Apr 2006|03:57am]
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:



Why yes, yes this is what I did today.
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because clearly Art History is too much fun-- [25 Apr 2006|09:57pm]
HOKUSAI'S THE GREAT WAVE:

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[24 Apr 2006|09:25pm]
ART HISTORY HOMEWORK )
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[23 Apr 2006|11:31am]
ALPHONSE MUCHA'S GRISMONDA:

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[19 Apr 2006|07:08pm]
I'm pissed off at myself.

Again.

I feel like lashing out.

But at least I've been productive in my own way:

Ahhh fuck it, who am I kidding?
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[16 Apr 2006|12:17pm]
INTERESTING THINGS AT WORK:


1) the people

---security guard that tried to get a date from me in exchange for war stories
---guy who thought he was Neo, and stole samples from me
---boys that found pretzel dogs were hilarious on the grounds that they were "wieners"
---the non-english speaking Indian ladies demanding jalapeno pretzels
---the large and threatening black man that thought I was taking advantage of his son
---the man that tried to pick me up when I handed him his drink.
******he had a great pickup line: "Boyfriend?"

2) the equipment

---blender, which I blew up
---register, which I broke repeatedly
---trashcan, which I tripped over
---sample plate, which I used to lure people towards Auntie Anne's
******"Hi there! Wanna try a chocolate milkshake? Yeah, that's right you do...."

3) the co-workers

---Dante, who thinks he can kick my ass, and also thinks he's immune to burning.
---Merissa, who shares pants with me, and also steals CinnaStix when no one is looking.
---Caroline, who made me feel better when I broke the blender
******she got coffee all the way on the ceiling once at Gloria Jean's
---Gary, who thinks that he's Forrest Gump and walks around pretending he's naked
******also an alcoholic




Man I've been having a good time.
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[11 Apr 2006|03:53pm]





OMG BEST CD EVER.
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[09 Apr 2006|09:21am]



Is pretty much what's going down today.
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[08 Apr 2006|06:48pm]

YIPPIE KI-YEA MUTHA FUCKA.

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[07 Apr 2006|07:40pm]



So... Sarah's an official employee, now.

Huh. How 'bout that.
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[07 Apr 2006|07:37pm]

PERIOD ONE :
- who sits in front of you? Vani!
- do you like this class? Oh yes, yes I do.
- what class is it? AP Government.
- who's your teacher? Mrs. Weidman.
- did you ever fall asleep in first period? Oh yes I do.

PERIOD TWO :
- who sits to your left: No one, there are like seven kids, and they're all to my right.
- are you failing this class? Heck NO. LATIN! I'm GOOD at latin!
- is this your favorite class? nahhh.
- what reminds you of 2nd period? Um. ...Doing Latin?

PERIOD THREE :
- is your best friend in this class with you? Negative.
- do you hate anyone in this class? Nope. I'm full of love for most people!
- who's the teacher? Mrs. Eckman
- do you eat in this class? Yeah, I steal food from Kayla.

PERIOD FOUR :
- what do you do during 4th period? Pretend to be artistic and sneak around on the internet.
- who do you talk to? Scott and Kim!
- do you chew gum in 4th period? most times
- anyone you want to shoot during 4th? nope

PERIOD FIVE :
- whats your grade? An eighty... a low eighty! PRECAL.
- who do you talk with in period 5? Georgina, Austin, Josh, Jeff, Tara, Aspen, Stephanie, Michael
- do you like this class? Yeah, I just wish I was better at the subject.
- who sits behind you? A wall and an air conditioning unit.

PERIOD SIX:
-What class is it? LUNCH!
- who's the teacher? me and my stomach.
- ever fall asleep? NO WAY. Too much to do.
- does 6th period bore you? Heck no. Travis and Josh and Whitnie and co. are way too entertaining!

PERIOD SEVEN:
-are you failing this class? Hahah no. Have been failing a few times but... bring it back up easily.
-what do you do during 7th period? Talk to Liz and Alice and harass Mrs. Hinte
-who sits in front of you? Alice and Liz?

PERIOD EIGHT:
-are you passing this class? uhhh yes.
-what is this class? Physics.
-Do you have fun? HELL NO.
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[06 Apr 2006|03:30pm]


TOO MUCH ON THE MIND.

Way too much on the mind.



And so I'm going crazy. With horrified, slightly pissed off screaming. Which-- clearly, the connection to Home Alone.

ARGH.
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